In honor of John and his lasting legacy, let's take a look at what the cast of 8 Simple Rules has been doing since the show wrapped 10 years ago.Who could've guessed that the lovably dim-witted Bridget would go on to be one of the biggest TV stars of our generation?
I’m imagining her bent over, face pressed against the rough hotel bed cover, trembling and squirming while I stand behind her, watching. So she can hear me pull it out through the loops, one by one. She cries out, counting as told, barely holding herself still, struggling to not move away from me. ”Such a good girl, three more now, baby.” “Three, four! I reach between her legs, lightly touching her inner thigh. “Oh, Daddy…” I lean down and whisper in her ear, “You like it, don’t you, baby? “But it hurts, Daddy, please I’ll be good, please no more, Daddy”, she’s put a delightful pout into her voice and she’s turned her face so I can see her sincerity. She loves what’s happening and what is going to happen and I won’t be surprised if gives me more reasons to spank her. I give her a nasty chuckle in response, “It hurts too much, you say? ”You know, babygirl, you should tell your cunt you don’t like being spanked because I don’t think it agrees with you.” I get a handful of her and squeeze hard, hard enough to get her to moan and squirm and finally cry out.
“No, no, babygirl, that won’t do”, I take off my belt, slowly so she can hear the buckle clink. You’re getting five, count them.” Without letting her get ready, I give her the first two open-handed spankings, hard. I stroke and pinch and squeeze her until she’s moaning again. Reaching between her legs again, my fingers find evidence of her lie.
While she’s catching her breath, I release her wrists, rubbing them lightly and kissing the marks my belt made.
I give her a moment to flex her arms and bring her palms up to her shoulders.
(Rule #1: if you pull into my driveway and honk, you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure as heck not picking anything up.) If your little girl has moved out and a teenager has taken her place, this book will help you do something you probably thought was not possible in your situation: laugh. Thong underwear is about as sensible as wearing a slingshot"W.
Bruce Cameron was born in Petoskey, Michigan in 1960.
An American sitcom starring John Ritter most popular before his untimely passing in 2003.
ran from 2002 to 2005 on the ABC in America, ABC1 in the UK and Channel 7 in Australia.
Fathers may suspect it's not easy for their daughters to become women, but those same daughters have no idea how hard it is for fathers to stand by and watch. Bruce Cameron, "Having a child mutate into a teenager is a bit like being an airline passenger who must suddenly take over for a stricken pilot and land the plane.